It has been quite some time since my last post, about 3 months or so. I got caught up with Purim and Pesach and my inbox started growing and I became overwhelmed.
First, I want to thank all of you who wrote checking that everything is ok, yes, B”H hakol b’seder.
Second, for those of you who might be interested, Ricki and I will be coming to the US late November until right after secular New Year (can’t and won’t stay until Rosh Hashanah)
One day a
florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill,
and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you,
I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased
and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next
morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting
for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he
tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money
from you , I’m doing community service this week.’
The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up,
there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for
him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went
to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from
you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman was very
happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went
to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE
CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
If you don’t forward this you
have no sense of humor.
Nothing bad will happen, however, you must
live with yourself knowing that
laughter is not in your
Now send it to everyone you know.
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3.After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited for it — mainly because it was a sew-sew job.4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5.Then, tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn’t have the thyme.
6.Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it…. couldn’t cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician,
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,but didn’t have any patience.but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.
11.Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,but they said I wasn’t fit for the job..but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENTAND I FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
A Hamas leader, pleading on Egyptian TV for fuel inadvertently tells the truth about where the “Palestinian” people came from (and it was not from ancient Canaan, surprise surprise). There are Hebrew and English subtitles, please watch it and pass it on.
That’s the truth if it has ever been told!
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who’s hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man…Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.
The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is a POST TURTLE ”…
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain.