12 December 2011

 

I’m not sure how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.
Read the full description before looking at the picture.
The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it.
It was used in
a case study on stress levels at

St. Mary’s Hospital, London.


Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water.
The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored
scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact
that the dolphins are identical, a person under
stress would find differences in the two dolphins.
The more differences a person finds between the
dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Look at the photograph and if you find more than one
or two differences you need to go on vacation….

image

No need to Reply, I’ll be on vacation.

Never take life seriously

nobody gets out alive anyway!

Keep Smiling Always

 
The following is an excellent op ed piece Will Jews be scapegoats for Iran attack?

 

Puns for my Friends with Higher IQs

Those who jump off a bridge in
Paris are in Seine .

A man’s home is his castle, in
a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu – the same mustard as
before.

Practice safe eating – always
use condiments.

Shotgun wedding – A case of
wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to
break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of
grapes.

Reading while sunbathing makes
you well red.

When two egotists meet, it’s
an I for an I.

A bicycle can’t stand on its
own because it is two tired.

What’s the definition of a
will? (It’s a dead give away.)

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts.
In feudalism your count
votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend
with a wooden leg but
broke it
off.

A chicken crossing the road is
poultry in motion

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2 thoughts on “12 December 2011

  1. Couldn’t download the attachment.

    Frankels are not going to share the apt. with me. Ephraim isn’t well. But my granddaughter will be there. Sent the check to Steve. See you soon. Stay well in the meantime.
    Carol

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