24 August 2011

Ask me about land for peace

Saba note — A couple of these are off colorSick smile

NOTES FROM THE EDGE OF LIFE
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic
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Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
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Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada
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Dear Yahoo,
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” Just saying…
Sincerely,
Google
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Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely,
1985
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Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea… Just kidding! They’re all dead.
Sincerely,
BP
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Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely,
Black people
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Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain…..no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin
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Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies
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Dear Ugly People,
You’re welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol
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Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
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Dear White People,
Don’t you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans
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Dear iPhone,
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
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Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up….
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore
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Dear Man,
It’s cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant
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The more the merrier IDF Kills Islamic Jihad Terrorist IAF aircraft attack and kill an Islamic Jihad terrorist who planned to carry out a terror attack in the Sinai Peninsula.

Glenn Beck in Caesarea: “Love the Jewish People as They Are” At Beck’s Caesarea event, Rabbi Riskin called him a “deeply patriotic American, a true friend of Israel.”

And what about the red star and crescent??? Confused smile Compromise Reached on Ambulance Star of David Red Star of David to first be removed from ambulances in other parts of Israel, and only then in Judea and Samaria

A Zionist advocacy timetable for the next five weeks We can turn the UN’s “Palestine Season” into another empty victory for the Palestinians. We should stop dreading this fall.

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