18 February 2011

ADJUSTING CAR MIRRORS —– not a joke!
A certified driving education instructor for over 40 years posted this life-saving 2 minute video on YouTube.
This can possibly save your life and the life of the passengers in your car
if you follow his simple instructions.
You’ll be shown how to PROPERLY re-adjust the mirrors of your car so as to ELIMINATE YOUR BLIND SPOTS !
After viewing this please take the time to pass on this vital information to other drivers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra4GD2x4EfM

Senior  citizens are constantly being criticized for  every
conceivable deficiency of  the modern world, real or imaginary. We know
we  take responsibility for all we  have done and do not blame
others.

HOWEVER,  upon  reflection, we would like to point out that it  was
NOT the   senior  citizens who took:

The melody  out of music,
The pride  out of  appearance,
The courtesy  out of  driving,
The romance  out of love,
The commitment  out of  marriage,
The responsibility  out of  parenthood,
The togetherness  out of the  family,
The learning  out of  education,
The service  out of  patriotism,
The Golden  Rule  from rulers,
The nativity  scene out of  cities,
The civility  out of  behavior,
The refinement  out of  language,
The dedication  out of  employment,
The prudence  out of  spending,
The ambition  out of achievement  or
G-d  out of government and  school.

And  we certainly are  NOT the  ones who eliminated patience and
tolerance from  personal relationships

       and  interactions with others!!

And,  we do understand the meaning of patriotism, 
and remember those who have fought and died  for our country.

Does anyone under the  age of 50 know the lyrics to the Star Spangled
Banner?

What  about the last verse of My Country ’tis of  Thee?

          
“Our  father’s G-d to  thee,
Author of  liberty,
To Thee we  sing.
Long may  our land be  bright,
With  freedom’s Holy  light.
Protect us  by Thy  might,
Great G-d  our  King.”
Just  look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes  and
pride in their hearts as they stand at  attention with
their hand over their  hearts!

YES, I’M A SENIOR  CITIZEN!

I’m the life of the party……  even if it lasts until 8  p.m.

I’m  very good at opening childproof caps….. with a  hammer.

I’m awake many hours before my  body allows me to get up.

I’m smiling all  the time because I can’t hear a thing you’re
saying.

I’m sure everything I can’t find  is in a safe secure place, somewhere

I’m  wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that’s just my left  leg.

I’m beginning to realize that aging  is not for wimps.

I’m a  walking storeroom of facts….. I’ve just 
lost the  key to the storeroom  door.

Yes,  I’m a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am
having  the time of my life!

Now  if I could only remember who sent this to me, 
I wouldn’t send it back to them, but I would  send
it to many more  too!

          Spread  the laughter 

          Share  the  cheer

          Let’s  be happy 

          While  we’re  here.

An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

 

The old German Shepherd thinks, “Oh, oh! I’m in deep shit now!”

 

 

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,

 

 

“Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?”

 

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

 

 

“Whew!,” says the panther, “That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!”

 

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

 

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

 

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”

 

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, “What am I going to do now?,” but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says…

 

 

“Where’s that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!”

 

Moral of this story…

 

Don’t mess with the old dogs… Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!

Bull Shit and brilliance only come with age and experience.

 

If you don’t send this to five ‘old’ friends right away, there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

 

Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just ‘youthfully challenged’.

 

You did notice the size of the print, didn’t you?

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