11 February 2011

Return Policy

Shuldig, Demonstrations, Egypt, Mubarak, Israel, Sinai, Peace Agreement, 2011, : Dry Bones cartoon.
I was supposed to post a “Golden Oldie” today, but I just couldn’t resist doing another cartoon about the events in Egypt.

-Dry Bones- Israel’s Political Comic Strip Since 1973

Now, why am I not surprised??? White House Fudges on Whether it Would Save Israel Asked if US would come aid Israel if its existence is endangered, Administration spokesman gives reporter the runaround.

US Students Face Criminal Charges for Heckling Israeli Speaker Eleven California students who hassled an Israeli ambassador and prevented him from speaking now face criminal charges.

My son, Alan, has as neighbors, the Marks family. Their son, Gil, is a James Beard Award winning cookbook author. Watch as Rabbi Gil Marks explains how the Jewish experience and traditions have created a unique table. 

The spirit of Israel Reflecting the melting pot of Israel, each alcoholic beverage produced here has its own story that goes hand in hand with the story of aliya.

Rains Continue, Kineret Rises, Desalination Limps Along After a very late start, the winter rains are here in force – and the Sea of Galilee is benefiting. Israel still looks to desalination, however.

FYI 2011 is the sum of 11 CONSECUTIVE prime numbers: 2011=157+163+167+173+179+181+191+193+197+199+211

Ladies Over 50…
 
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 50 
 


As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all.  Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, ‘What are you thinking?’  She doesn’t care what you think..

If a woman over 50 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it.  She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified.  They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.  Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.  They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age.  You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.  They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one.  You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons.  Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal.  For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.  Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?  Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?  Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

Send this to five fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female friends over 50, or Men who might appreciate it too!

 
 
 
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