24 December 2010

Delegitimizing the Jewish State and an old dentist joke : Dry Bones cartoon.

All we ever hear are Jewish jokes. So, here are some  Gentile jokes.
A gentile goes into a clothing store and says, “This  is a very fine
jacket. How much is it?” The salesman says, “It’s $500.” The  gentile says, “OK,
I’ll take it.
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Two gentiles  meet on the street. The first one says, “You own your own
business, don’t you?  How’s it going?” The other gentile says, “Just great!
Thanks for asking!”
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Two gentile  mothers meet on the street and start talking about children.
Gentile mother 1  (said with pride): “My son is a construction worker!”
Gentile mother 2 (said  with more pride): “My son is a truck driver!”
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A man calls  his mother and says, “Mother, I know you’re expecting me for
dinner this  evening, but something important has come up and I can’t make
it.” His mother  says, “OK.”
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A  gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant. The man says: “I’ll have the
steak and  a baked potato, and my wife will have the julienne salad with
house dressing.  We’ll both have coffee.” The waiter asks, “How would you like
your steak and  salad prepared?” The man says, “I’d like the steak
medium……the salad is fine  as is.” The waiter says, “Thank you.”
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A gentile  man calls his elderly mother. He asks, “Mom, how are you
feeling? Do you need  anything?” She says, “I’m feeling fine, and I don’t need
anything. Thanks for  calling.”
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Now you know why there are no gentile jokes.

 

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