30 November 2010

For the Livingston people, especially those that remember the old NCSY days (when Alan, Joel, etc. where teenagers). There is a reference in this article to a Dr. Lisa Fredman, you might remember her as Lisa Berman.

http://www.jpost.com/LocalIsrael/InJerusalem/Article.aspx?id=195929

Musings

We had an air raid test today in Jerusalem, all people in the street who heard the siren we required to go to the nearest shelter – we were in the house so we did not have to go into the safe room.  I got to thinking about life in the post WW II era, AKA “The Cold War.” We had air raid drills in school. Sometimes we would hear bells in the hall and have to march to a designated area, other times, during the middle of a sentence the teacher would state: “Take Cover” and we had to get under our desks and cover our heads with our arms. A lot of good that would have done, right? At one point we were even given sets of Dog Tags which we had to wear that would make identifying our bodies easier. Hello! Had no one there seen pictures of Hiroshima or read accounts of the remains of the victims. Yet we were filled with a great sense of security.

 

A short and easy history of Israel

 

 

1 December 2010

Tonight we light the first Chanukah candle.

Happy Chanukkah : Dry Bones cartoon.

 

Jewish    Divorce…  A Jewish woman says to her mother,  “I’m divorcing Jeff ! All he wants is sex, sex and more sex, my vagina is now the size of   A 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece.”  Her mother says, “You’re married to a multi-millionaire Businessman,    You live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Mercedes Benz  You get $2,000 a week allowance,    You take 6 vacations a year and   You want to throw all that away? over 45 cents?!!!”

 

A few weeks ago, 135 Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders representing five decades got together for a weekend to do a dance routine to benefit Susan G. Komen for the Cure. We practiced for a month to do this and the video is finally ready. We had such a wonderful time getting together and working at this. I haven’t seen some of these women in 26 years! A few women from my squad and our choreographer all are breast cancer survivors. We need to reach a goal of 1 million views of this video and United Healthcare will donate $100,000 to Susan G. Komen for the Cure, so please click often and spread the link.

 

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims ……….
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
liquor. …..You may be a Muslim.
  2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can’t afford shoes…..  You may be a Muslim.
  3. You have more wives than teeth. ….. You may be a Muslim.
  4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon
unclean. ….. You may be a Muslim.
  5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. ….
You may be a Muslim.
  6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
……You may be a Muslim.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing……  You may be a Muslim.
  8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs……  You may be a
Muslim.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four. …… You may be a Muslim.
10. Your cousin is president of the United States. …..You may be a Muslim.
11. You find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it. …….You
may be a Muslim.

 

Click below to read article

PA removes controversial Kotel report from website 

 

 

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